Muslims in our government?

Let me say loud and clear: No, do not take that heading seriously. It is merely an ironic reference to my previous "Short takes II" about the muslim cleric and suppression of sexuality.

So here goes:

Remember when John Ashcroft was AG and had drapes installed to cover the indecently exposed naked breasts of the "Spirit of Justice" statue in the Great Hall of the DoJ -- which he was embarrassed to have as his background during news conferences?

Now the Virginia AG has insisted on redesigning the State Seal because the Roman goddess depicted thereon has an exposed left breast. The original design was adopted in 1776 by the VA legislature, and it has endured for 234 years. In the newly commissioned image, the goddess is "properly" clothed. Young men's virtue is protected and earthquakes are prevented -- just what the Muslim cleric would have wanted.

Man oh man. Just think of all the young men in these 234 years whose imaginations have been aroused to fever pitch right in the midst of handling state documents, with those sexy, naughty state seals showing that goddess's naked breast!!! Like the Muslim cleric said, it corrupts the morals of young men, leads to adultery, and increases the frequency of earthquakes. In VA, they tend to get hurricanes, not earthquakes. Same thing.

Actually, I don't think the VA AG's sexual obsession makes him muslim -- just one of those right-wing, fundamentalist, christian patriots who has also publicly questioned Obama's citizenship, rescinded the anti-discrimination policies for LGBT students at the U. VA., and claimed that homosexuals engage in behavior that is "offensive to natural law."

What is it with these guys and breasts? At least Ashcroft is Mormon, which gives him a little more excuse. I mean, look what naked breasts cause there -- multiple wives !!!

I think the AG is just anti-sex --- which really means he's sex-obsessed and thinks he can't control himself if there's a naked breast exposed somewhere.

Is this the new pornography? The State Seal of Virginia?

Ralph