Friday, July 1, 2011

More paraprosdokians #3

1. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. (Listen up, John Edwards, etc.).

2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

3. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


Ralph

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