Ponder this. Or just chuckle.

Reddit has site by Lee Moran called "Shower Thoughts" that invites people to submit those odd, pithy thoughts that come to you while you're showering -- or any activity that allows your mind to run free when you're separated from your digital devices.    Irony is prized.  Here's my favorite of their "year's best" list.

"If it's a silent night and you sing Silent Night

 it's no longer a silent night."