The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has for years run a weekly column, "Faith and Values," by Lorraine Murray. To be candid, it is
a weekly sermon on "Christian Faith and Values." There is no comparable Jewish, Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, Unitarian, Quaker -- or any other form of faith and values commentary.
OK, so we know
the AJC caters to the lowest common denominator on things like this. They cut out reviews of the Atlanta Symphony concerts; and when I complained they said they just didn't have enough readers who were interested to justify the space. For one small review of about 30 concerts a year? Less than one a week. No space available? They have a whole section on sports every day. So much for being a proactive community resource that tries to raise the level of culture in Atlanta.
Ms. Murray writes for the 12 year old level of moral maturity -- to be fair, she occasionally is a bit more advanced than that, but not much and not often. She sticks pretty close to fundamentalist Biblical teaching, and she writes a lot about praying. Her concept of God seems to be an inscrutable, authoritarian father who decides capriciously whether to answer your prayers -- but you need to just keep right on praying anyway.
I grew up immersed in the same atmosphere, but in high school I started thinking on a different level, and through the years I have increasingly felt irritated by that childlike combination of compelled supplication and obedient passivity. At the same time, I still respect what faith and prayer may mean in an individual's life, without believing it myself literally -- so long as others don't try to force their beliefs and practice on me.
Ms. Murray's God is all-knowing, all-wise, and has a greater plan for our lives than we can understand. Just as the religion of my childhood had no answer for my questions of why, if God was all-powerful, he was so capricious in letting bad things happen to good people, even when they prayed diligently according to instructions. Why did God let the corrupt man prosper in good health and let the innocent child die of cancer, even though a whole church-load of people were praying for her to be saved?
You have to pray, really really hard -- and then God may seem to favor the one who didn't pray at all. Yet even then you aren't supposed to question God, just keep on praying harder. The stock answer I received, and rejected, at age 17: "We just aren't meant to understand everything." That about covers it, I guess -- except that it doesn't answer anything at all.
OK. So that's the definition of faith: the belief in that which cannot be seen or proved or understood.
So, back to Lorraine Murray's column and Superbowl Sunday. This question of God's capriciousness (Murray would likely say his inscrutable wisdom) reaches its silliest expression when rival teams both pray to win the same game. Ms. M. brings up Tim Tebow (whose team won't be playing today in the Superbowl). He has made headlines for kneeling in prayer on the field just before an important play. And then several times, he made some remarkable play. Hoo-Hah. Didn't the prayer people eat that one up !! But then, what about the time he knelt and prayed before a whole stadium full of people -- and then he didn't win the game?
By the way: Didn't Jesus say something derisive about the Pharisees who make a big show of praying in public? And he advised instead to "go into your closet and pray in secret to God who hears you in secret"? Yes, he did. Lorraine Murray's Bible says so.
Ms. M.'s column reached its usual heights of inanity yesterday. In all seriousness, she writes:
"Does God care about the Super Bowl? Well, he sees the sparrow fall, so why wouldn't he watch the football flying across the field? On Super Bowl Sunday I'm guessing that players on both sides will be praying silently to win -- and I trust the Lord will be well aware of this."
[Intrusive thought: Does God watch the game on TV, or can he just see it with divine vision?]
ARRRGHHHHH !!! So which team will God favor? All she had to offer on this question was this lame conclusion:
"God hears all our prayers, but sometimes he says no."
Right. We aren't meant to understand everything.
Gee, thanks, ma'am. I guess that justifies your four-column space each week for your little sermonette -- taking up room that could have been devoted to a review of our world class orchestra and chorus, which just gave the best performance of Mahler's 2nd symphony I have ever heard. The Atlanta Symphony Chorus is celebrated by musicians and critics in New York and Berlin when they have sung there, and the newspapers there review them, very favorably I might add. But the Atlanta paper had no space to let the people of Atlanta know about this magnificent performance by this home-town treasure -- and instead let Ms. Murray dither on about God and the Super Bowl.
Bah ! Humbug !!
Ralph