Levi Johnston has been reveling in his 15 minutes of fame as the baby-daddy of Sarah Palin's grandson. And now, to complicate things, he may or may not also be the father of another inconvenient out-of-wedlock pregnancy he planted in another young woman during the time that he and Bristol had called off their engagement. Before that inconvenient truth emerged, he and Bristol were planning to get married-- against Mama Sarah's wishes -- but now that's off again . . . again.
So, too, is the truth -- on again, off again.
After Levi and Bristol split the first time, he made some accusations about Sarah and her family life. Then when they got back together, he apologized for having said things that weren't true.
Now he has retracted the apology, saying he was right the first time.
So, my question is: when you now say you were lying when you said you lied, how the heck does anybody -- including you -- know when you're telling the truth?
Here's my advice, Levi. You're a good-looking hunk of testosterone-soaked young manhood. But it's time for you get over your Hollywood pretensions and your political aspirations and go back to the basics. Study and pass your GED so you can be a high school graduate, get a job, and take a sex-education course -- one that teaches about contraception instead of the kind sanctioned by Grizzly Mama Sarah.
All that abstinence advice just doesn't seem to work for you, does it Levi?
Ralph
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